Here it is, THE 100 SEASON 3 FINALE REVIEW, OMG!
This is the first episode in my life that I have watched live. I stayed up untill 3AM to watch this shit.
THERE WERE SO MANY ADS!
Anyway, let’s get straight into it! This will be long, I’m talking about 2200 words long. The feels were real. You gotta deal
Sorry, not sorry.
We start with Clarke doing the bzz thingy to get the chip out of her mother. It looks mad painful and scary, omg.
Clarke tries to wake het mom up and Abby finally opens her eyes. While she tries to understand what’s going on, she realizes the shit she had done to Clarke and starts to tear up.
This moment was so emotional I don’t think I can describe it. Just the emotions between the two is incredible. Abby is so quilty of what she has done, even if it wasn’t really her. She starts to break down. She keeps on apologizing.
I teared up so much during this part. It was so sad, yet happy, because Abby is finally back to normal!
Bellamy storms in and is ready to attack whomever is in that room. Clarke tells him it’s ok and that he doesn’t have to shoot.
Ontari is still the brain dead bitch she was, so they can’t put the AI in her. Clarke being Clarke is like, lol we’ll put it my head, yolo.
Murphy’s reaction was priceless, he was like, God damn, here we go again with the bullshit. Bellamy is having none of it.
They want to switch the blood of Ontari in Clarke’s body, the way they did in Mount Weather. Octavia runs in and tells them that whatever plan they have, the have to do it fast, because the chipped mofo’s are climbing up the building.
LOL while looking down. Octavia looked like she wanted to throw Pike down. SHE TOTALLY SHOULD HAVE DONE THAT
So, Jasper is being even more annoying than he was without the chip and decides to throw Harper around to get Raven to stop trying to find the killswitch. He asks if they are really willing to let Harper die for a mere 2% chance of finding the switch.
THEN MOTHERFUCKING MONTY COMES UP AND SHOOTS JASPER IN THE LEG. HEELLL YESSSSS, TOOK THEM LONG ENOUGH TO DO THAT. HARPER ATTACKS JASPER AS WELL.
I LOVE THEM TOGETHER. MONTY AND HARPER YASSS
Back in Polis, they get Clarke ready to do the blood switch thing. She looks hella scared, poor bby. She’s determined that this will work. Bell tries to joke around and tells her to try that doing upside down.
He’s trying to assure her and I’m weak cuz #bellarke. No, I’m joking, I’m really happy he’s there to protect her.
Murphy is the one who will put the flame in her. She grabs Bellamy’s hand nervously. Murphy says the magic words and the thing just drills in her neck. Obviously, in pain she screams and passes out. Abby screams to get that thing out of her head, but then Clarke wakes up.
YASS IT WORKED YAS.
LOL, Clarke tells them she knows how to kill Alie.
You guessed it, she has to take the chip. Murphy is done with everything. Abby tells her she’ll die if Alie sees her in the City of Light.
LMAOO DO YOU KNOW WHAT SHE SAYS IN RETURN? ” THE FLAME WILL PROTECT ME.” I LAUGHED SO HARD, IT’S SO CHEESY LMAOOOO
Anyway, Bellamy tells her he believes her and gives her the chip.
OFF SHE GOEES
She wakes up in the City of Light and the world looks like it does now. There are buildings and people with normal clothes etc. AND OMFG SHE HAS HER OUTFIT OF SEASON 1 ON, IM NOT CRYING, YOU ARE. Nobody seems to notice her, not even Jasper.
There is this hella scary ass voice calling her name ( I bet it’s Lexa) ans she suddenly sees the infinity symbol everywhere. She starts following it.
Back at Polis, Bryan’s wound is infected and Miller needs to take him to Abby. This means that Octavia and Pike will be left alone. Lmaooooo SHE GONN KILL HIMMMMM.
SO, WHILE THE CHIPPED MOFO’S GET IN, OCTAVIS CUTS PIKE’S LEG AND LETTING THE CHIPPED ATTACK HIM. IT’S SO BEAUTIFUL, I LOVE IT.
She kind of looks guilty tho, Bellamy runs in and takes the chipped down. She tries to stop Bellamy, so nevermind the guilty thing.
Even more chipped come in, including Emori and Kane. They baricade the door, so they couldn’t go through. Octavia leaves to get back up and a very important moment is followed.
Bellamy told O that he was on the wrong side (Pike’s side) and that he regrets it and has to live with what he has done. Pike telling him that he wasn’t on the wrong side and the army would still have attacked them.
This man is pissing me off, like he really needs to fucking die already.
Ontari starts having a seizure and Clarke starts to bleed (also in the City of Light.) She’s not getting enough Nightblood. People in the city are starting to see her and Raven find out Clarke’s in the City. Clarke starts to run.
Raven finds out that Alie send a group of people to kill Clarke. Clarke being in the City means Alie is able to update herself into the second version, meaning there won’t be no killswitch. Raven tries her best to find it while the people are beating up Clarke.
SUDDENLY, WITH A BLOODY SCREAM OF MURDER, FUCKING LEXA TURNS THE FUCK UP AND SLICES THROUGH THE PEOPLE BEATING CLARKE.
I SCREAMED LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER.
I MISSED MY FAVOURITE BITCHHHHHHHH
LEXA KILLS THE BITCHES AND CLEXA STARTS HUGGING (NOT MY SHIP, BUT AAAAAAAW ) THEY RUN AWAY TOGETHER.
THE CGI IS TERRIBLE IM LAUGHING MY ASS OFF HERE
Clarke starts having a seizure as well. Murphy is giving Ontari a heart massage thing. Whatever. Abby decides to just cut through Ontari’s chest and pump her heart with her bare hands, because fuck logic am I right?
She hands the job over to Murphy, who, just likes always, is totally done with everybody and everything.
IM LAUGHING AGAIN BECAUSE THE CHEST ABBY CUT THROUGH LOOKS LIKE A CAKE, I LOVE IT HAHAH
SOMEHOW IT WORKS AND CLARKE WAKES UP LMAOO. Does that even work in real life?
Anyway, Clarke wakes up, Clexa kisses and suddenly Clarke has her dad’s watch. It’s counting down and they have 10 minutes to find the damn killswitch.
They follow this girl and Lexa calls her Becca.
Bellamy and the crew are still trying to hold the chipped back. They got a new plan. Ocatavia pretends to turn herself in and says she wants to take the chip. There is water all over the floor. Kane talks about how perfect it is ovur thurr.
Octavia screams ”NOW!” AND THEY PUT THE BZZ STICKS ON THE GROUND AND THE CHIPPED GET ELECTROCUTED.
BECAUSE YA KNOW, BZZ + WATER = OUCH
THIS EPISODE IS BEAUTIFUL.
Lexa and Clarke arrive at a fench. This is a firewall, meaning they can’t get through. Somehow, fucking Jasper arrives and is still being an annoying fuck. I really thought Lexa was going to kill him.
Raven is still trying to find the killswitch. She somehow found it and wants to send Clarke to it. She creates a portal with a Raven symbol on it, so Clarke knows it’s save.
Leave it to Raven to save the day. If she doesn’t get a thank you, I’m going to be pissed.
Jasper tries to stop them from getting in and Lexa gives him a punch which results in him sending a warning sign to the rest of the people in the City.
Lexa tells Clarke to go and that she’ll hold them back. Clarke tells Lexa that she loves her. Lexa tells Clarke they’ll always be together. NOW, WHY THE HELL DIDN’T SHE SAY I LOVE YOU BACK? THAT LIKE REALLY BOTHERS ME. ATLEAST LET CLARKE HEAR THOSE 3 WORDS. WE KNOW LEXA LOVES CLARKE, BUT LIKE IT WOULD BE NICE IF LEXA SAID IT, TOO?
Anyway, Clarke goes and I’m guessing that was the last time we’ll ever see Lexa, God damn it.
I knew she was going to die eventually, but I’m still angry over the way she died. I don’t think I’ll get over that.
Clarke goes through the portal and arrives in the 13th station. Becca is there as well! (She’s so pretty, omg)
For some reason Becca explains that Alie merged with Clarke’s mind, but that Clarke’s mind controls what happens. ( I don’t get how)
She shows Clarke the killswitch. AND OF COURSE IT’S A HANDLE, JUST LIKE IN MOUNT WEATHER.
JUST WHEN CLARKE WAS GOING TO PULL THE SWITCH, FUCKING ALIE ARRIVES. She tells Clarke that if she pulls the handle, everybody and their momma dies. She talks about the bombs melting or something and the global radiation is rising. ( WTF DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?) Basically, in less than 6 months, 96% of the earth’s surface will be uninhabitable. Even if you are born in space.
Back at Polis, the crew is getting ready for battle. Even Abby has a gun!
The chipped managed to break through and the crew is fighting back.
Bacca says that Alie is trying to buy time and I AGREE. DIDNT WE ONLY HAVE 10 MINUTES? HOW DID THAT NOT END ALREADY.
IM GETTING A LILL FRUSTRATED? LIKE THE CREW IS FIGHTING THEIR ASS OFF AND ALIE AND BECCA ARE HAVING A LITTLE CHIT CHAT, JUST PULL THE DAMN HANDLE ALREADY.
CLARKE IS BEING A LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT AND SHE JUST STAND THERE LIKE UHMMM IDK WHAT TO DOOOO BLABLABLA JUST FUCKING DO IT .
I MEAN, ABBY SHOT A MAN FOR YOU, BUT YOU CAN TAKE YOUR SWEET LITTLE TIME, THO.
NOW KANE IS CHOKING BELLAMY, GREAT, JUST PERFECT 🙂
AND NOW OCTAVIA
WHTF PIKE SAVED OCTAVIA. WAUW
OMG, CLARKE IS SAYING THAT ALIE NEEDS TO GIVE THE PEOPLE A REAL CHOICE. IF SHE DOES, SHE WON’T PULL THE LEVER
AFTER 093402373509 YEARS, CLARKE FINALLY DECIDES TO PULL THE GOD DAMN HANDLE WHILE SAYING” WE’LL FIGURE SOMETHING OUT, WE ALWAYS DO.” SHE LEGIT WAITED UNTIL THE 10TH SECOND TO PULL THE FUCKING HANDLE. I HAVE NEVER BEEN THIS FRUSTRATED WITH HER. MY FUCKING GOD CLARKE GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER.
She pulled the lever and it worked! People are freed from the City of Light! Everybody starts screaming and crying, because all the pain they have forgotten are returning to them. I feel no remorse for Jaha in whatsoever. This dude fucked everything up. The rest, like Kane and Emori however, I do feel bad for. My poor little bbies.
Kane looks devastated when he finds out that he was trying to kill Bell. Clarke wakes up and Abby helps her. They remove the flame from her body, she says the magic words that don’t really sound like the other magic words ( or is that just me, idk.)
SHE THANKED MURPHY CAN I GET A HELL YEA IN THIS BITCH WHOAAH
AND THEN THE MOMENT THAT KILLED ME
HE LOOKS BEHIND HIM AND BAMM EMORI IS THERE!
THEY HUG AND SHE KEEPS APOLOGIZING AND HE TELLS HER IT’S OK. DO YOU SEE THIS CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT? IT’S BEAUTIFUL.
BRYAN/MILLER HUG HELL YE
Kane starts breaking down and Clarke tells Abby to go to him. Kabby hug, hello! Also, Memori is still hugging in the background, hell ye!
Jasper also starts to cry and tells the clueless crew that Clarke did it. Jasper says he was finally happy. Monty promises that in this world, someday, they’ll be happy, too. Then, they apologize for stabbing and shooting each other, ya know, just BFF’s things. Jasper, finally starts to smile again and I think he realizes now that his friends can help him to get better.
I ALSO REALLY HOPE SEASON 4 IS GOING TO BE A – LET’S APPRECIATE RAVEN’S WORK- SEASON. FOR REAL. WITHOUT HER, THEY WOULD ALL BE DEAD, PLZ.
Bellamy helps Clarke stand up and he just mother fucking reads her like an open book and he knows something’s wrong. So he asks about it. AND SHE IS LIKE WE DIDN’T SAVE THE WORLD. !!WEEEEEE.!!
Bellamy looks done as fuck. I can’t wait for the rest to hear what she has to say, lmao. They better not blame her ‘cuz I’ll kill em all.
NOW, FINALLY, THE MOMENT WE ALL HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR AND MY FAVOURITE MOMENT IN THIS WHOLE EPISODE.
OCTAVIA MOTHER FUCKING BLAKE, STABS PIKE, KILLS HIM AND WALKS AWAY. YOU, MY GIRL, ARE MY HERO. GOD BLESS YOU!
This was it. We have been through a lot. We have seen our favourites die, we have cried our eyes out this season. Season 3, emotionally drained me. It sucked the energy right out of me.
The death of Lexa is still fresh in my memories. Now, I knew she would die, but not like this, not this way. I’m still mad.
Lincol’s death is the one and only death I legit cried over. He had such an important role this season and they killed him off in the most degrading way ever. I will never, ever get over that.
Give yourself a hug, we deserved it.
May we meet again next season!
~ Good Vibes Only~
YOOOO ONE QUESTION, THO!
WHO’S GONNA BE THE NEW COMMANDER LMAO?